Senator Rand Paul dead after accidental drone strike

Washington D.C.— Kentucky Senator of GOP presidential hopeful Rand Paul was found dead in his backyard this afternoon due to an apparent drone strike.

randpaulripThe late senator and son of Texas congressman Ron Paul is perhaps best known as a child actor for his role as Ferguson in the Nickelodeon classic Clarissa Explains it All.

Most recently Senator Paul was responsible for forcing provisions of the Patriot Act related to the NSA’s controversial surveillance program to expire.

An Obama administration official informed Stubhill that the drone strike was an accident and that it would be a shame if other accidents were to happen and that he would stop asking questions if he were me.

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