Election delayed! Trump orders clocks set back four years for daylight savings
Trump delays 2020 election through legal loophole.
Tucker Carlson claims his dog ate his evidence
Tucker Carlson gives totally plausible explanation for missing evidence.
Originalist Amy Coney Barrett resigns immediately: “it’s not what the founders would have wanted”
Originalist Justice resigns as to not invoke the wrath of the founder fathers.
COVID-19 to receive honorary ANTIFA membership after Trump tests positive
COVID-19’s methods of direct action receives notice from esteemed organization.
