Tucker Carlson claims his dog ate his evidence
Tucker Carlson gives totally plausible explanation for missing evidence.
Originalist Amy Coney Barrett resigns immediately: “it’s not what the founders would have wanted”
Originalist Justice resigns as to not invoke the wrath of the founder fathers.
COVID-19 to receive honorary ANTIFA membership after Trump tests positive
COVID-19’s methods of direct action receives notice from esteemed organization.
