District Judge grants gay corporate marriage in Alabama

Montgomery, AL— Judge Samuel Adams issued a ruling today that will shake the foundation of marriage law in the state of Alabama: The judge honored the merger of two white Christian male property holders to make decisions concerning the property, direction, themes, and overall makeup of their company in a partnership. “The Constitution guarantees these very…

Pope to undergo gender reassignment surgery

Pope Francis will become the first female pope following gender reassignment surgery scheduled for next week. The announcement came weeks after Pope Francine encouraged abortion and proclaimed that all atheists go to heaven. Critics have widely panned her announcement as a desperate attempt to modernize the church. “This is all just for attention, there’s no…