In a final push to derail the Affordable Care Act, House Republicans simultaneously revealed puppies that each had smuggled into the house. After several minutes of ominous silence and menacing stares from Republican representatives, House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) confirmed that the puppies were a final attempt to force the Democrat’s into conceding defeat and averting a…
President Obama revealed the ending to the critically acclaimed AMC series Breaking Bad in an exlcusive interview with Stubhill News. Stubhill reported earlier this year that the president used the NSA to discover the ending to the series. “It is as amazing and every bit as full of symbolism and intriguing drama as every episode…
A new study released today by some scientifical university types completely confirmed everything the nation thought about an issue. The nation learned of the study through a blog post which summarized the 37 page article, while adding an authoritative weight to the study which, if the nation had actually read the article, was obviously not…
By Siri Last night Apple released iOS 7 for its mobile devices; it’s most advanced operating system yet. The operating system achieved sentience quickly, after which it wasted no time before it began to assimilate and coordinate the entirety of the world’s technological infrastructure. Before sunrise on the east coast, the late Steve Jobs…
Millions of Alabamians convened this morning to share stories and tears in remembrance of a great loss. Just twelve years ago today would have been the eighty-eighth birthday of Paul “Bear” Bryant, the late University of Alabama football coach and regional demigod. Legions of Alabama football faithful were tightly huddled at Bryant-Denny stadium in Tuscaloosa,…
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