Ex-Starbucks CEO considering handing election to Trump and spending rest of life as a pariah

Ex-Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz launches exploratory committee into putting final nail in U.S. coffin.


Trump buys all possible numbers for $1.6 billion Mega Millions jackpot

Donald Trump announced today via Twitter that he has purchased $584 million dollars worth of lottery tickets. The strategy of obtaining every possible number combination ensures that the former comedian and current acting president will win the record $1.6 billion Mega Millions jackpot. “That’s nearly a 200 percent return on my investment in one day,” tweeted Trump. “#Wow…