Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart to play Joker and Harley Quinn
Twilight leads reunite for next Batman film.
Robert Mueller receives private island off the coast of Florida
Mueller receives an island for no reason in particular.
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Captain Marvel’s sandwich-making montage enrages feminists, pleases fans
Captain Marvel leaves audience divided with controversial scene.
Christian Bale doxxed a CIA agent, tricked U.S. into war to prepare for Vice
In an explosive interview, Bale reveals his methods and the nature of our reality.
Ocasio-Cortez supports border wall in exchange for three slices of avocado toast
Progressive firebrand succumbs to DC temptation.
Ex-Starbucks CEO considering handing election to Trump and spending rest of life as a pariah
Ex-Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz launches exploratory committee into putting final nail in U.S. coffin.
Tolerant liberal provides thoughtful remarks on the punchability of teen’s face
Person who thinks everyone should be measured by their character oddly finds some faces punchable.
Ginsberg stops terror attack at Nakatomi Tower
RBG single-handedly foils terrorist attack.
