Trump labels K-Pop and TikTok terrorists for sabotaging his klanpaign rally numbers
The kids aren’t alt-right.
Giggling CDC: virus has suddenly disappeared today, April 1st, like a miracle
CDC claims virus has entirely disappeared at annual April Fools health conference,
Trump on suicide watch after realizing ratings boost potential
White House show runners struggle to please fans.
Name changed to American Virus after it makes U.S. its primary residence
America is officially sick of winning.
Dow surges after Fed Govt. signals support for blood sacrifice
Dow bounces back after president expresses willingness to let people die.
Unemployed, childless, bidet-owning introvert pretty smug right now
Man uniquely prepared for these times.
