Giggling CDC: virus has suddenly disappeared today, April 1st, like a miracle
CDC claims virus has entirely disappeared at annual April Fools health conference,
Racist president keeps calling it "Chinese virus"
Racist president continues his relentless fight against decency.
Toilet paper shortage leads to Bidet 2020 surge
Bidet 2020 campaign sees stream of support increase.
ANTIFA grants COVID-19 honorary membership after Bolsonoro tests positive
Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro reportedly tests positive for COVID-19.
CDC warns COVID-19 memes are going viral
DON’T SHARE!
Sanders asks supporters to not eat the rich until COVID-19 contained
Bernie Sanders makes difficult request to supporters.
Cackling Warren endorses COVID-19
Elizabeth Warren reveals master plan.
CDC resorts to reverse psychology, advises everyone to touch face
Listless CDC advises to just go ahead and touch their face.
