Heartbroken Justic Dept. to crackdown on oxytocin
Attorney General William Barr announces Valentine’s Day crackdown.
In a stunning coup, CIA endorses special agent Buttigieg
Special agent receives special endorsement from the CIA.
Wine Cave Workers union endorses Buttigieg
Pete Buttigieg receives coveted WCW endorsement.
More like State of the DISunion, amirite?
Firebrand news site uses whimsical wordplay and a pop culture reference to delightful ends.
Caucus dysfunction proves Iowa right state to set tone the nation craves
The Iowa caucus is the election process the U.S. deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
PATRIOT ALERT! Ilhan Omar lobbies to change Vikings to Pirates in honor of Somali heritage
ATTENTION: ALL PATRIOTS!
Groundhog predicts nuclear winter, sets Doomsday Clock to midnight
Dr. Phil shocks global community with alarming prediction.
Flu kills more people than Wuhan coronavirus, according to smug moron
The flu should not be used to stifle concern, if anything it should be used to highlight the risks posed by this new threat.
