Trump reminds citizens to never forget the day the Trump Building once again became the tallest building in downtown Manhattan.
Ex-Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz launches exploratory committee into putting final nail in U.S. coffin.
Person who thinks everyone should be measured by their character oddly finds some faces punchable.
RBG single-handedly foils terrorist attack.
“This is what I get for trying to do something nice,” laments the bumble bomber.
Donald Trump announced today via Twitter that he has purchased $584 million dollars worth of lottery tickets. The strategy of obtaining every possible number combination ensures that the former comedian and current acting president will win the record $1.6 billion Mega Millions jackpot. “That’s nearly a 200 percent return on my investment in one day,” tweeted Trump. “#Wow…
“Any dismemberment of a journalist at a Saudi Arabian consulate is merely a coincidence.”
Bill Cosby receives presidential pardon.