Trump: We will never forget day the Trump Building became the tallest in downtown Manhattan
Trump reminds citizens to never forget the day the Trump Building once again became the tallest building in downtown Manhattan.
Ex-Starbucks CEO considering handing election to Trump and spending rest of life as a pariah
Ex-Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz launches exploratory committee into putting final nail in U.S. coffin.
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Tolerant liberal provides thoughtful remarks on the punchability of teen’s face
Person who thinks everyone should be measured by their character oddly finds some faces punchable.
Ginsberg stops terror attack at Nakatomi Tower
RBG single-handedly foils terrorist attack.
Right-wing bomb maker saddened to see efforts written off as liberal hoax
“This is what I get for trying to do something nice,” laments the bumble bomber.
Trump buys all possible numbers for $1.6 billion Mega Millions jackpot
Donald Trump announced today via Twitter that he has purchased $584 million dollars worth of lottery tickets. The strategy of obtaining every possible number combination ensures that the former comedian and current acting president will win the record $1.6 billion Mega Millions jackpot. “That’s nearly a 200 percent return on my investment in one day,” tweeted Trump. “#Wow…
Saudis: dismemberment of journalist at consulate was just a coincidence
“Any dismemberment of a journalist at a Saudi Arabian consulate is merely a coincidence.”
Trump pardons Cosby
Bill Cosby receives presidential pardon.
