As a legitimate journalistic institution, it is our job at Stubhill News to shine a light on the world’s greatest injustices. It is, for this reason, we have taken a break from vomiting all over the office to report to you, dear readers, that somehow, for some cruel reason, we are still sharing oxygen with Henry Kissinger.
We apologize for the state of this reality and promise that we will report to you as soon as the situation improves.
Stubhill News will have more as this story develops.
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