Right-wing bomb maker saddened to see efforts written off as liberal hoax

“This is what I get for trying to do something nice,” laments the bumble bomber.

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Trump buys all possible numbers for $1.6 billion Mega Millions jackpot

Donald Trump announced today via Twitter that he has purchased $584 million dollars worth of lottery tickets. The strategy of obtaining every possible number combination ensures that the former comedian and current acting president will win the record $1.6 billion Mega Millions jackpot. “That’s nearly a 200 percent return on my investment in one day,” tweeted Trump. “#Wow…