Biden unveils plan to set clocks back to 2014
Biden unveils bold new strategy to end pandemic, all of reality.
US renames Poutine to “Freedom Fries”
The US resorts to scorched-earth diplomacy, renames traditional Russian cuisine.
META unveils heartwarming VR experience where META doesn’t exist
META announces inspirational new VR experience.
Itty Bitty Titty Committee revokes Putin’s membership
In stunning rebuke, IBTC revokes membership of founding member.
Trump begs Galactic Federation to overturn election results
Trump pleads with alien forces to abandon American democracy.
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