Class action lawsuit ends Christmas

North Pole ordered to halt production of copyrighted and trademarked products.

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A&E ends Duck Dynasty star’s hiatus after GQ fixes typo

The past twenty-four hours have been a press relations roller coaster for Phil Robertson, a star of A&E reality show Duck Dynasty, after an interview with GQ in which Robertson said some controversial things about race and homosexuality. A&E quickly put Robertson on hiatus until further notice, but, apparently, the whole controversy was due to…

Obama swears fealty to Castro during Mandela’s funeral

President Obama shook the hand of Raul Castro at Nelson Mandela’s Morgan Freeman’s funeral yesterday. The handshake, the ultimate sign of weakness and capitulation, almost certainly marks the beginning of Obama’s long-feared tyrannical descent into ruthless despotism. Obama’s critics were quick to respond to this sudden but inevitable betrayal. “Each and every day Obama continues to…