“Nuclear war could force the starving to eat at Applebee’s,” says optimistic Applebee’s exec

A newly leaked email from Thomley Applebottom III, CEO and rightful heir to Applebee’s throne, has elicited outrage from observers.

“Nuclear war could force the starving to eat at Applebee’s,” reads the exceedingly optimistic prediction.

Critics have widely condemned the email as proof of how out of touch Applebee’s leadership is to think that anyone would debase themselves in such a fashion rather than just starve to death.

Stubhill News will have more as this story develops.

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