Biden unveils plan to set clocks back to 2014

BREAKING: The Biden administration has announced a bold plan to use the federal government’s God-given right to control the flow of time.

The plan will effectively end the pandemic while returning the world to the objectively greatest time to be alive.

At press time, the fabric of reality was collapsing.

Stubhill News will have more as this story develops.

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