Pope to undergo gender reassignment surgery

Pope Francis will become the first female pope following gender reassignment surgery scheduled for next week.

fempope2The announcement came weeks after Pope Francine encouraged abortion and proclaimed that all atheists go to heaven.

Critics have widely panned her announcement as a desperate attempt to modernize the church.

“This is all just for attention, there’s no way this is genuine expression of what’s inside ‘her” said Miley Cyrus.

“At some point you have to look at the bigger picture and realize your followers are what makes you,” tweeted Kanye West.

House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), a Roman Catholic, was reportedly seen crying.

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