COVID-19 will receive an honorary ANTIFA membership and award, according to ANTIFA chairman Barry Manilow.

The membership and award for direct action will be presented at ANTIFA’s annual soiree near that abandoned warehouse downtown.

The direct action award is the most prestigious award given by the organization, and includes a 6-month supply of canned soup.

A press release from the office of COVID-19 said something, but we aren’t going anywhere near it.

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