Senator Rand Paul dead after accidental drone strike

Washington D.C.— Kentucky Senator of GOP presidential hopeful Rand Paul was found dead in his backyard this afternoon due to an apparent drone strike. The late senator and son of Texas congressman Ron Paul is perhaps best known as a child actor for his role as Ferguson in the Nickelodeon classic Clarissa Explains it All.…

Undocumented immigrants abducted and forced to work for the NSA

Approximately 2 million undocumented immigrants have been abducted and enslaved by the NSA according to whistleblower Edward Snowden. The grim bombshell was revealed earlier today when Glenn Greenwald shared more of Snowden’s classified information via a previously unreleased, taped interview. According to Snowden, most of the undocumented immigrants thought to have left the states in recent…