President Obama evaded questions about his recent statements about domestic spying by relating it to the unaired final episodes of Breaking Bad.
It was recently revealed by Stubhill News that the president used the NSA to view the end of the critically acclaimed series.
“Let me be clear” said Obama, “it’s kind of like, and I know I said I wasn’t going to spoil anything.”
The president said more but it was unintelligible under the sudden chorus of reporters hurriedly clamoring to exit the room while plugging their ears and repeatedly shouting “lalalalala.”