Ron Paul crashes GOP debate, launches 2016 presidential campaign

Ron Paul emerged from political retirement in a theatrical stunt at last night’s CNN Republican debate.

Senator Rand Paul dead after accidental drone strike

Washington D.C.— Kentucky Senator of GOP presidential hopeful Rand Paul was found dead in his backyard this afternoon due to an apparent drone strike. The late senator and son of Texas congressman Ron Paul is perhaps best known as a child actor for his role as Ferguson in the Nickelodeon classic Clarissa Explains it All.…

Ben Bernanke starts aggressive anti-bullying campaign after years of libertarian scorn

Washington, D.C.— Ben Bernanke, chairman of the Federal Reserve, announced the launch of “Key to Acceptance,” or “K2A,” an organization with the goal he described as “encouraging young Keynesians and combating quantitative teasing.” Bernanke has been harshly critiqued, especially among libertarians. “The last seven years have been a special Hell for me,” said Bernanke. “A Hell…