Tonight’s GOP debate ratings expected be low due to Halo 5 and Fallout 4

Analysts expect Fox Business’ Republican presidential debate to be the lowest viewed debate ever due to the release of Fallout 4.

The game’s release comes just two weeks after the MSNBC Republican debate’s abysmal ratings at the hands of the recently release of Halo 5: Guardians.

According to analysts, there is a nearly perfect overlap between likely GOP debate watchers and fans of either Halo or Fallout.

Leaked documents revealing tonight’s debate questions suggest the moderators’ question quality have been influenced by recent binge gaming of Halo 5.

Questions include: What is your favorite grenade; What is the primary color of your Spartan; Are Warzone Reqpacks a fiscally responsible investment; What weapon cert would you most want for the U.S. military.

At press time, at least two moderators had called in sick before being seen tweeting “FALL OUT 4 WOOO!”

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