Bernie Sanders suspends campaign with an audible sigh of relief.
GOP candidate Ben Carson said he “didn’t want to have to hurt” Donald Trump, but that he might have to.
Analysts expect Fox Business’ Republican presidential debate to be the lowest viewed debate ever due to the release of Fallout 4.
At a conference held by American Americans for a More American America, Republican presidential hopefuls discussed many topics, and didn’t shy away from discussing former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle’s recent troubles with the law. “Do we really need Barack Obama, and his liberal bureaucrats deciding at what age our girls are selling their vaginas at?”…
Several factions of the KKK and neo-Nazi groups have come out in public support of Hillary Clinton.
The groups have donated a collective $2 million to her campaign, as well as executed a highly-active social media campaign in support of Clinton.
WASHINGTON D.C.—This afternoon presidential hopeful Donald Trump announced he is actually Andy Kaufman before a sold-out crowd of paid supporters. Kaufman, the comedian and prolific prankster best known for his portrayal of Latka Gravas in the 70’s sitcom “Taxi,” was believed to have died in 1984. The announcement created political shock waves and ended years…