Political scientists cross ethical lines in race to determine source of superdelegates’ power
Desperate political scientists push ethical bounds, but is it empirically wrong?
BREAKING: Ted Cruz suspends campaign
Cruz suspends campaign immediately, citing “personal reasons.”
Romney demands Trump release tax info, dick pics
Mitt Romney doubles down on demands that Trump be transparent.
Rather than depressing election results, why not puppies?
Who needs election talk when we have PUPPIES!!!
Ted Cruz accidentally confirms he is the Zodiac Killer
Ted Cruz confirmed he is the Zodiac Killer when the audio feed to his microphone was accidentally kept on after a town hall event.
Rick Santorum assaults allegedly gay Muslims to increase poll numbers
Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum assaulted two Muslim men in an attempt to increase his polling performance.
Trump’s poll numbers up on news that he shot somebody
Donald Trump shot somebody this morning after theorizing that he could do so without losing loyal supporters.
