Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum assaulted two Muslim men in an attempt to increase his polling performance.
Donald Trump shot somebody this morning after theorizing that he could do so without losing loyal supporters.
A furious Rand Paul responded to removal from the prime-time Republican debate by channeling America’s founding fathers and ripping the media a new one.
Responding to popularity among conservative pundits and on social media, Vladimir Putin announced he will run for the Republican presidential nomination.
GOP candidate Ben Carson said he “didn’t want to have to hurt” Donald Trump, but that he might have to.