During an interview on ABC News Radio, a furious Rand Paul responded to removal from Fox Business News’ prime-time Republican debate by channeling America’s founding fathers and ripping the media a new one.
“There’s nothing in the Constitution giving Fox Business Network the authority to move Rand Paul to the undercard debate,” bellowed Thomas Jefferson through Paul’s mortal vessel.
George Washington then generously offered a middle finger to the media just before Alexander Hamilton challenged Rupert Murdoch to a duel.
Paul has never appeared more presidential.
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