Putin announces Republican presidential campaign

Responding to popularity among conservative pundits and on social media, Vladimir Putin announced he will run for the Republican presidential nomination.


Republican candidates defend young sex workers from regulation

At a conference held by American Americans for a More American America, Republican presidential hopefuls discussed many topics, and didn’t shy away from discussing former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle’s recent troubles with the law. “Do we really need Barack Obama, and his liberal bureaucrats deciding at what age our girls are selling their vaginas at?”…

Donald Trump: marines slain in Chattanooga shooting “not heroes”

In a press conference today, Donald Trump condemned Obama for ordering flags to half-mast adding that fallen soldiers are not heroes. “They are not heroes,” said Trump before immediately modifying his original remarks,”They’re heroes ’cause they were killed. I like people that weren’t killed, OK?” “Captain America, Batman, Superman, Spider-Man, Wolverine; these are real heroes, and…