Obama renames recently renamed mountain after himself

President Obama responded to criticisms for his recent renaming of Mount McKinley to its original, native name of “Denali” by changing the name to Mount Barack Hussein Obama.

In addition, the visibly nonchalant Obama announced that he would also be changing his legal name to “The Mountain That Rides.”

The Mountain said he plans to use a new strategy of “giving people something to really complain about” until his detractors learn to “stop futzin’ with [him].”

At press time, The Mountain was laughing.

Mt. Obama

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