Ben Carson suspends campaign after press conference fart

Republican Dr. Ben Carson abruptly suspended his presidential campaign Wednesday following an unplanned fart during a televised press conference.

The press conference, intended to focus on health care, had barely begun before the incident occurred.

Donald Trump: marines slain in Chattanooga shooting “not heroes”

In a press conference today, Donald Trump condemned Obama for ordering flags to half-mast adding that fallen soldiers are not heroes. “They are not heroes,” said Trump before immediately modifying his original remarks,”They’re heroes ’cause they were killed. I like people that weren’t killed, OK?” “Captain America, Batman, Superman, Spider-Man, Wolverine; these are real heroes, and…