Republicans take control of Senate, herald a thousand years of darkness.

blood poolRepublicans took control of the Senate during Tuesday’s mid-term elections, thus securing both chambers of Congress and fulfilling a dark, ancient prophecy.

At midday, Congressional leadership gathered before the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool for the traditional mid-term sacrificial ceremony.

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