A St. Louis County grand jury declined to indict Officer Darren Wilson, 28, for totally not overreacting and firing six shots in an August confrontation that killed an unarmed, 18-year-old Michael Brown.

Your ambiguously racist family members were already preparing their unrestrained gloating at press time.

“I just don’t know why all them protesters don’t focus their attention on black-on-black violence,” said your uncle, who doesn’t at all care about black-on-black violence, and has been focusing more attention on this case than he should have since there are obviously more important issues in the world.

“What is it about potentially systemic and clearly identifiable threats that get these people so roweled up?” your uncle added.