Nation’s voters wayyy too drunk for first debate
Rcord level of alchol consumtion recrded ahead of firs predisent debat.
Sanders relieved to not have to disappoint supporters
Bernie Sanders suspends campaign with an audible sigh of relief.
Political scientists cross ethical lines in race to determine source of superdelegates’ power
Desperate political scientists push ethical bounds, but is it empirically wrong?
BREAKING: Ted Cruz suspends campaign
Cruz suspends campaign immediately, citing “personal reasons.”
Pew: Trump supporters just want to watch the world burn
New data finds majority of Trump supporters would enjoy witnessing complete destruction of everything.
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