Jeb Bush celebrates victory, campaign staff begs public to “roll with it”

Despite coming in sixth place with less than 3 percent of the vote, Jeb Bush celebrated a “mission accomplished” late last afternoon

FOX announces competitive events for GOP debate

FOX News announced several competitions that would take place tonight during the first Republican presidential “debate.” According to the press release, the events were “carefully designed and selected to test the full range of the candidates’ abilities.” The events measure classic “debate” metrics such as the “argument decibel measurement” portion which measures the peak loudness…