Sources report that George W Bush spent Presidents Day afternoon singing a sorrowful ballad out the window of his ranch home.
The performance comes days after Republican Presidential front runner Donald Trump openly assaulted the legacy of the former Republican president during a televised GOP debate.
Eyewitness’ reports from the scene conflict with the official story, however.
“It might have sounded to those passing by like he was singing,” said Barbara Bush. “But my baby boy was just crying and repeating ‘why don’t they like me no more, mama?’ Bless his heart.”