A new study released by the Center for Wishful Thinking suggests that failed 2016 Democratic candidate for president Hillary Clinton may go away if we all just ignore her.
The study advises consumers to avoid Clinton’s book “What Happened,” which gives her account of why a decisive minority of voters opted for Trump’s ignorant bullshit and divisive rhetoric over her algorithmically calculated platform and feigned message of inclusivity.
The CWT researchers conclude that “citizens of all political stripes would greatly benefit if Clinton were to just go back to being bummed out in the woods somewhere.”
At press time, Clinton was holding a press conference where she was desperately trying to get a crowd to acknowledge her presence as they all pretended she wasn’t there.
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