In a spooky turn of events Netflix has reversed its decision to green light a second season of Stranger Things.
Distraught fans of the throwback, 80’s scifi homage took to social media to demand answers.
“It was a tough decision, but we think we’ve made the right choice,” said Netflix CEO Reed Hastings in a press release. “Season one was just too good, technology just isn’t up to pace with the server demand that a second season would create.”
Word Health Organization spokesman Deborah Downaire applauded the decision
“The first season was dangerously pleasurable,” said Downaire. “Thousands upon thousands of people have been diagnosed with cancer since season one was released.”
At press time, the Duffer brothers were relieved to not have to worry about disappointing fans anymore.