LOS SANTOS—In Donald Trump’s most recent visit to the West Coast, the former comedian and presidential candidate announced that his Republican campaign formally endorses the late Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders.
“Bernie is our only hope to stop Hillary,” exclaimed Trump. “I’m sure as hell not going to be able to do it!”
“He’s a lot like me,” Trump added. “He takes no money from corporate America and the media hates him. We are both fighting this political mountain of losers!”
Bernie Sanders’ campaign intern didn’t pick up the phone because the campaign took the day off to watch TV.