Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York has reportedly caved to the temptation of DC power politics.

Ocasio-Cortez almost immediately folded when offered three slices of avocado toast, and is now supporting the president’s cornerstone campaign promise to build a very big, great and beautiful wall across the U.S.-Mexico border, according to fabricated sources.

Sen. Dianne Feinstein of California, attempted to write a think piece about how millennials were killing the once-profitable political corruption industry, but accidentally made a Google search.

At press time, Ocasio-Cortez’s base was disappointed but really couldn’t blame her.

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