Kavanaugh hospitalized after SCOTUS hazing

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Lightweight pussy Brett Kavanaugh was reportedly hospitalized within his first house of Supreme Court hazing.

“You should have seen it,” bellowed Justice Clarence Thomas. “We didn’t even get to motion for a boof before his lily-white prepschool as was ralphing all over the place.”

The notorious RBG broke the fourth wall in order to inform everyone that:

“None of this is funny. None of this is okay. I now share the bench with a blatant perjurer and possible sexual assaulter. Only 32 percent of Republicans would have opposed his confirmation if Ford’s claims were verifiably true. Jesus Christ. This is real fucking bad y’all.”

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