Trump worried Kavanaugh acted without consent while unfamous

Trump worried

Sources close to acting President Donald Trump have revealed that the president is very concerned with the possibility that Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh acted without consent while unfamous.

According to aides to the president, this would violate everything Trump accepts about the nature of consent.

The president gasped and shuddered after vocally running through a thought experiment of his “hot daughter” being groped without consent by someone who was not famous.

At press time, Trump could be heard through the doors of the Oval Office repeating “when you’re a star, they let you do it.”

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