Law enforcement officials are on the hunt for Marshall Mathers, more commonly known as Eminem, following the murder of Machine Gun Kelly.
Mathers will have an uphill legal battle proving his innocence given that the rapper uploaded a video of the homicide to YouTube.
“Yo, em totally smoked that bitchass punk,” reads an all-points bulletin issued by the nation’s police. “Mad respect, yo, but it’s just no longer safe for that man to roam the streets. We have to bring ’em in boys.”
Stubhill News wrote slim for comment, but he still ain’t callin’.