National Hurricane Center advises residents to twerk


National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s National Hurricane Center is advising all residents to line up along the coast and “twerk dat ass shawty,” as to propel Hurricane Irma back to sea.

The new official plan came after thousands of civilians began to organically organize the event on Facebook.

According to NHC spokesman Skip Stormyson, the plan is “so crazy, it just might work.”

“We ran several probabilistic models and determined that a protective twerking barrier just could work,” said Stormyson. “Even if it doesn’t, then at least everyone had fun, and when you get right down to it, that’s all that matters.”

At press time, this was just a joke and all residents of potential impact zones should still GTFO if possible.

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