ISIS claims responsibility for decades of police brutality

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U.S. police are receiving support from an unlikely ally: ISIS.

While the support seems unusual at first glance, ISIS spokesman Bahdgi al Scari explained that the position was consistent with the extremist group’s desire to inflict harm upon American infidels.

“We are a big-tent operation,” said al Scari. “ISIS will gladly claim all the responsibility that U.S. law enforcement has refused.”

Al Scari used the press event to unveil a limited-edition flag in support of police brutality, which if you act now can be yours for three easy payments of $9.99.

Sales of the flag will be used to relocate economically-disadvantaged ISIS recruits to the United States and enroll them in police training.

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