Trump picks Nick Fury for FBI Director

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President Donald Trump has cast Samuel L. Jackson to star as FBI Director.

The announcement follows the abrupt firing of FBI Director James Comey.

Trump said that his decision was based entirely on Jackson’s big-league performance as Shield Director within the Marvel Cinematic Universe

Several White House officials claim the appointment was calculated in the hopes that Jackson’s inexperience would derail the FBI’s ongoing investigation into connections between the Trump campaign and Russian officials.

In response to news of the appointment and the leaked motive, Jackson charismatically proclaimed that “these motherfuckers done gone and fucked up.”

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