Spicer: We’re sorry for bombing our Syrian rebel allies. Even Hitler didn’t bomb his allies

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White House Press Secretary Melissa McCarthy experienced yet another spicy blunder today while issuing a response to U.S. airstrike that killed 18 allied Syrian rebel fighters.

“The U.S. apologizes for accidentally bombing our Syrian rebel allies,” said Spicer. “We feel really, really bad. Even Hitler didn’t bomb his allies.”

The statement drew audible gasps and moans from the White House press corps.

Several journalists sustained minor concussions from facepalming.

At press time, Twitter was gobsmacked at Spicer’s brazen assumption of Hitler’s gender.

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