WASHINGTON, DC—Mike Pence’s beloved pet rabbit Marlon Bundo might be living a secret double life according to an anonymous source.
An investigation has determined that Bundo is living with Pence as a prisoner and escapes quite often. Since Pence was sworn in on January 20th, Bundo has escaped his cage at least three times.
The Secret Service of Pet Protection (SS of PP) has recovered Bundo at the notorious gay-friendly bunny nightclub The Cottontail, according to an inside source speaking with Stubhill on condition of bunnonymity.
Since Bundo’s last breakout this weekend, he has not made any public appearances – only making occasional posts on Instragram, which an inside source tells Stubhill that the pictures were taken ahead of time.
“Pence was outraged to find that his beloved Marlon was having impure urges. He is undergoing therapy at the controversial Bug’s Biblical Retreat.”
At press time, activists have taken to Twitter to make #freeMarlonBundo a trending topic.