Soon after news broke that shamed Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz would step down from her role as chair of the Democratic National Committee, Hillary Clinton announced that Wasserman Schultz would have a new role within the Clinton presidential campaign.
According to completely fabricated sources, bigger things may be in store for Wasserman Schultz is Clinton clinches the nomination this November.
According to a source close to the campaign, Hillary Clinton feels a “profound sense of sisterhood” due to both women suffering public fallout from exposure of work-related emails.
Sisterhood which, the source alleges, would make Wasserman Schultz uniquely qualified to head a new public relations department Clinton has in mind.
“Corruption-shaming is getting to be a real issue,” said the anonymous source. “These people are politicians. Dishonesty runs through their veins! They can’t change who they are. The Department of Propaganda will help the American public finally understand that fact.”