WASHINGTON, DC—Today former president Bill Clinton clarified that Bill Clinton was not meeting U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch in relation to Hillary Clinton’s email scandal.
Controversy has surrounded a recent private meeting between Mr. Clinton and Lynch, who is in charge of the investigation determining whether to charge Hillary Clinton in relation to a scandal involving the use of a private email server for official state business.
“I was just trying to get some of that sweet, sweet AG tail,” Clinton said with a sly smirk. “Don’t hate the player, the the game.”
Then, in classic Clinton fashion, ha ran across the front row of the gathered press and collected a chain of high fives.
Clinton then let down the gathered press after they demanded to know “all the juicy deets.”
“Sadly, she told me it would be inappropriate given the circumstances of the investigation regarding Hillary,” said a suddenly forlorn Clinton. “You win some you lose some.”
He further went on to applaud Lynch as “succumbing to my advances is probably a bad idea.”