Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump pleased supporters by announcing Giant Meteor hitting the earth as his running mate today.

The selection comes days after a poll revealed Meteor was preferred by 13 percent of likely voters when put up against both Trump and Hillary Clinton.

Political analysts say the move should help consolidate Trump’s base by doubling down and offering more of the existential dread they’ve come to know and love.

The Clinton campaign has responded by hiring Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck as campaign advisors.

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