According to a new poll, more U.S. voters say they support 82-year-old John Hetlinger more than either of the presumptive Republican and Democratic presidential candidates.

The poll, released by Harvard’s prestigious Center for Fabricated Statistics, revealed that 80 percent of U.S. voters say the recent viral sensation comes across as more trustworthy.

“He just tells it how it is,” said average voter Nathaniel Bluecollar.

The poll rated the candidates against each other on several topics and found Hetlinger was perceived as the candidate most likely to make the bodies hit the floor and improve the economy

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