Israeli lobby signs former Aflec spokesduck


The highly-influential American Israeli Public Affairs Committee has signed an exclusive contract with the duck best known for his thought-provoking Aflac commercials.

Political strategists widely agree that the move is a boon for the lobby, as “everyone loves that little guy.”

At press time, every presidential candidate had expressed unwavering support for America’s new feathered friend and ally.

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