Barack Obama announces Supreme Court nominee

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President Obama has literally announced his nomination to replace late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.

“I said I would announce my nominee due time,” said Obama. “That time is now.”

Obama went on to talk about his nomination’s “superb acumen.”

“My candidate is uniquely qualified and learned in Constitutional law,” said Obama. “He has taught Constitutional law at a graduate level, served as a U.S. senator, and has served nearly two full terms as President.”

As the gathered press began to piece together the clues one by one, a cascade of gasps emerged, and Obama then revealed the nominee he had in mind.

“As President of the United States I hereby nominate Barack Obama to the Supreme Court of the land,” said Obama. “And as Barack Obama I am honored to accept my nomination.”

Obama said the nomination was completely Constitutional and that he had Googled for “literally ten minutes” to make sure.

If Obama’s self nomination is confirmed, then he would be the first black Supreme Court Justice.

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