MIAMI—During the Democratic debate hosted by Univision, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton had experienced a political gaffe while responding to the program’s bilingual inclusion. During the all-Spanish introduction Clinton interrupted with”speak English, dammit!”
“We are in America” asserted Clinton, “I don’t know what you are saying. How are we supposed to debate?!?”
Bernie Sanders replied with, “Hola, mis amigos.” to a standing ovation.
All tensions were eased once Bill Clinton stormed the stage with a bottle of tequila and aguardiente to appease various cultures across Latin America.
Stubhill News’ political correspondent Barry Manilow was too drunk to make a coherent statement but told us your mom is beautiful.
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