This afternoon Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders issued a scathing rebuke in response to a recent endorsement from Bill Clinton.
“One percenter and super predator Bill Clinton can take his endorsement, place it in his Golden Saxophone, and shove that saxophone where the sun don’t shine,” thundered Sanders before a teaming hoard of ravenous democratic socialists.
In the ’90s, Clinton was involved in the Whitewater scandal, in which hundreds of poor people drowned while being force to mine gold for his infamous Golden Saxophone.
“Our campaign cannot thrive so long as the toxic association with that filthy jazz musician festers in the minds of American voters,” said Sanders
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