Mayor Pete Buttigieg has finally secured the coveted endorsement of the nation’s union of Wine Cave Workers just in time for the latest primary.
The endorsement had seemed like a forgone conclusion due to Buttifieg’s wrestling career with the organization before it shifted its focus to wineries.
“We’ve always had a sweet spot for our boy Mayo Rat, but we had to make sure he hadn’t changed since his time with us,” intoned Eric Bischoff, chairman of the WCW. “But it’s clear to us now, our sweet boy never left us, brother, because when you’re in the nWo, you’re in the nWo 4-lyfe.”
Bischoff then continued: “To all press members, please nake sure “NWO” is spelled like those sarcastic Sponge Bob memes with the alternating uppercase and lowercase. Oh yeah! And that the “for” is spelled with just a 4, and “life” is spelled with a “Y” where the I should be. I’m aware that this might be a little confusing, so please just reach out to us if you have any spelling questions. Thanks.”